Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). The UK received 0 points at the Eurovision song competition this year. Last time that happened was in 2003, when Europeans hated them slightly less than now.
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Article: https://bbc.in/2RHEWTJ
2). Las Vegas officials held a covid-19 pop-up vaccine clinic at a strip club. About 100 people got vaccinated, and none died. I guess God likes strip clubs after all.
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Article:https://bit.ly/3ulpOZO
3). A town in Thailand has launched a raffle campaign for its vaccinated residents to win a live cow per week for the rest of the year. Even villagers who have beef with the authority are excited, and ready to milk this campaign for all its worth.
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Article:https://cnn.it/34c5ZJK
4). The winner of Siberia’s annual speed grave-digging contest finished in under 38 minutes. They won the equivalent of $400, and a place to rest.
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Article: https://bit.ly/3fFm2F7
5). Alabama will now allow yoga in its public schools after a 28 year ban, but chanting mantras is prohibited. Instead, students will recite their allegiance to firearms.
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Article: https://cnn.it/3bQmnUl
6). CDC urges Americans not to kiss chickens amid Salmonella outbreak. In layman’s terms, Americans, stop harassing chickens.
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Article: https://bbc.in/3udChhV
7). Former Swedish mayor leaves politics and becomes a garbage woman. Clearly, she prefers a job that makes a positive difference in the life of people.
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Article: https://bit.ly/3hNFIt3
8). Tinder launches new ‘Are You Sure?’ feature to prevent inappropriate pickup lines. And the answer will always be ‘YES,’ that’s why they’re on Tinder.
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Articles: https://bit.ly/34e17nc
