Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Xi Jinping calls for a more ‘loveable’ image for China in a bid to make friends. In other
words, Xi Jinping wants foreigners to pretend China is nice.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3x3I9fC
Article:https://nbcnews.to/2RwbAb22).
2). A Danish radio journalist interviewed a man while having sex with him at a swingers
club. They’ve won the title of coolest employer, and didn’t even need TikTok to get there.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/2THgOBj
Article:https://bit.ly/3x4CKVI
3). Goodwill is asking people to stop dropping their trash at their donation centers. People
want to buy stuff that looks good, but turn out to be trash, not the other way around.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3cpZNSW
Article:https://bit.ly/3cn6zJ2
4). Analysts are calling a new trend of consumer excessive spending as “revenge
spending.” Soon to be followed by “reprieve budgeting.”
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3cnndIi
Article:https://cnb.cx/34VVo5O
5). An Italian artist sold an invisible sculpture for more than $18,000. Finally, some art I can
appreciate.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3wZwwGs
Article:https://bit.ly/3uWX4qt
6). Researchers believe that the kea, an endangered parrot, lives in mountains to avoid
people. This bird is smart, and most importantly he/she is living my dream.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/2Sf9ixh
Article:https://bit.ly/3vZhbFP
7). A palace spokeswoman has said that Queen Elizabeth would like to return to work. If
we’ve all gotten restless being cooped up in 4 walls, imagine how she feels cooped up in
her 216 walls.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3gurnzJ
Article:https://bit.ly/2TOE28P
8). The Nigerian government has banned Twitter. Which means that the Nigerian
government has given Twitter a boost in ratings.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3psix9o
Article: https://bbc.in/3x0IOhD
9). A Florida man’s “stand your ground” defense was rejected in the killing of an iguana. I’m
assuming the iguana wasn’t wearing a hoodie.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3x3jNm0
Article: https://bit.ly/3ihNg7M
10). After a bride in India collapsed and died at her wedding, the groom then married the
woman’s younger sister with the bride’s dead body lying in the next room. Fortunately, all
those years getting hand me downs have prepared the sister for this moment.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3fVIs6s
Article: https://bit.ly/3ilDnWu
