Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Gorilla Glue Girl has launched a hair care line. Her products include ‘Forever Hold’,
‘Forever Hair’, and ‘Bye Bye Hair’.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3zG8IJJ
Article: https://cnn.it/3gPb7ux
2). Juneteenth is officially a federal holiday, because the woke left continues to infect the
country with its communist ideas.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3iSevG5
Article: https://cnn.it/3gT1s4C
3). Texans can carry handguns without a license or training starting Sept. 1. I’m sure the
police force will love the new added help to catch the “bad guy with a gun”..or is that, to
catch the “good guy with a gun”?
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3vG837O
Article:https://bit.ly/3xQXC3
4). Texas governor, Abbot, says that their power grid is better than ever as Texans are
asked to cut back electricity use for a third day in a row. It makes sense, from the start I
knew that the problem with the grid was people using it.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3q9BcqT
Article: https://bit.ly/3vOP3Em
5). A fire damaged a clothing optional resort in Pennsylvania. Sounds like someone just
exploded from all the wonderful things they were seeing in there.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3wpKdi5
Article: https://bit.ly/3iYNGjy
6). An ICU patient died in India after family members unplugged his ventilator to plug in an
air cooler. They literally took his breath away.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3zKYtUq
Article: https://bit.ly/2Uepi3a
7).The US will spend $3.2B on treatments for COVID-19 and other viruses. In response,
health insurance companies are adding reasons to deny coverage of said treatments.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3iZHl7E
Article:https://bit.ly/3xHHMYv
8). Camera company Canon has installed AI cameras in one of it’s Chinese offices that only
allow smiling employees into certain rooms. Unfortunately, grieving employees will not
be exempt, but can take an AI camera home to help the rest of the family start smiling
again.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3cYl85X
Article: https://yhoo.it/2STA9iC
9). Keeping Up With the Kardashians has just wrapped up after 20 seasons, but don’t worry mediocre TV is here to stay.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3zHxF7z
Article: https://yhoo.it/2SO9DXW
