Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). The CDC says that fully vaccinated people can stop wearing masks, and resume rocking their resting bitch face.
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2). A Japanese study finds that mammals can breathe through their anus in emergencies and the same might apply to humans. Finally some good news for asthmatics.
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3). 7,500 online shoppers unknowingly sold their souls to a video game retailer because they did not read the terms and conditions. In some cases, both parties will agree that the store can do a better job with the soul than it’s original owner.
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4). After spending millions of dollars in legal fees fighting the installation of cooling systems in prisons Texas lawmakers vote to finally install air conditioning in said prisons, but vows to continue working on other ways to kill prisoners.
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5). Since 2012, 1,000 feral cats have been released onto Chicago streets to tackle rat explosion. Too bad the cats can’t solve the rat problem among the city’s politicians.
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6). Experts urge Brits to drink 124 pints each to help struggling pubs get back on their feet. And that’s why alcoholics in the UK are called “everyday people.”
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7). The author of a Medium article has tried to coin the term “Geriatric Millennials” for people born between 1980 and 1985. To be clear, “Geriatric Millennials” is what happens when you misuse a thesaurus.
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8). A poorly parked Ferrari caused such a stir in New Zealand that someone even wrote an article about it. Needless to say, the country declares a state of emergency when someone leaves their car double parked.
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9). After a South Carolina K9 bit a cow the deputy tased the K9, and then the cow kicked the deputy. You can find this nursery rhyme and others in the “South Carolina Life Chronicles”.
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10). An 18-year-old graduate student in India built himself a bed on a tree where he stayed for 11 days to avoid spreading Covid to his family who all share a one-room house. Yes! You should feel very bad about your selfish self living in the first world.
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