Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). An Indian village prays to ‘goddess corona’ to rid them of the virus. Similarly, in the West
some are also praying to ‘goddess corona,’ but to rid us of stupid people here.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3pRahQy
Article: https://reut.rs/3gtk2Ae
2). Unidentified suspects attempted to steal a Coke machine in Nebraska when their stolen
skid loader ran out of gas, and their plan fell flat.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3gtsG37
Article:https://bit.ly/3wr9YOT
3). A 15-year-old from Florida has been named the Microsoft Excel world champion. I bet
he’s the most popular kid in school too. Some people have all the luck!
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3wlcO86
Article:https://cnn.it/3wBWtMg
4). A Los Angeles retired nun pleaded guilty to stealing more than $800,000 from a school
to pay for her gambling habit. I’m guessing that if she’d been a better gambler she would
be living on a remote island now.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/2SBXJQR
Article:https://nbcnews.to/3voG5gW
5). A Mizoram man who’s believed to head the world’s largest family with 38 wives and 89
kids died. Life for the family will now be different, the wives finally get a break and the
kids can now visit their father whenever they want.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3vouz5c
Article:https://bbc.in/3cFEaOD
6). Still on his quest to save North Korean culture from bad influences, Kim Jong-Un’s most
recent foe is the ‘vicious cancer’ that is K-pop. The leader sprung to action after listening
to the subliminal messages to overthrow him in “BBoom-BBoom.”
Tweet:https://bit.ly/35yCYbX
Article:https://bit.ly/35kxRfb
7). American Airlines, following Delta’s lead, asks employees to volunteer at the airport, and
pretend to enjoy being overworked for free.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/35mzYit
Article:https://bit.ly/3iIdyjI
8). A fire damaged a clothing optional resort in Pennsylvania. Sounds like someone just
exploded from all the wonderful things they were seeing in there.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3wpKdi5
Article:https://bit.ly/3wqZZt5
