Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). At some point, someone told conspiracy theorists they were special for being different and they took that shit to heart.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3tyivNE
2). A bar owner was charged with felonies for selling fake vaccination cards at $20 each. Imagine paying $20 when you can get it for free.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/2Sy9dEF
Article: https://abcn.ws/3ttGMEF
3). The split between Bill and Melinda Gates has gotten their public child, NPR, all riled up.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3txaCs7
Article: https://cnn.it/3uBoNh8
4). 70% of a POC’s time on social media is spent wondering why they’re not as outraged as white middle class liberals say they should be.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3uwWq3F
5). Pelotón recalls treadmills after a child’s death and 70 injuries. Don’t worry, another ridiculously expensive equipment will be coming out soon for everyone to pretend they like to exercise.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3evHn4H
Article:https://bit.ly/2QYEe4q
6). A woman from Utah who was believed to have gone missing from a campsite in November was found living in a national forest, because she wanted ‘solitude and isolation.’ Well, now that that mystery was solved the police can go back to ignoring the cases of missing people of color.
Tweet:https://bit.ly/3trIxlO
Article: https://fxn.ws/3uzTuD5
7). It’s Mother’s Day this weekend! Remember to show your mom you care by waiting until the following day to ask her for money.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2Q0gZpW
8). Elon Musk shared on SNL that he has Asperger’s. In response, Asperger’s issued a statement clarifying that THEY have a case of Elon Musk, but it’s working tirelessly with experts to find a cure.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3beTEIt
Video: https://bit.ly/3o2BQWs
