Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Russian opposition leader Nalvny was sentenced to 2 1/2 years for breaking his parole requirements while he was in a coma. I swear, people act like it’s so hard to pick up a phone every now and then.
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Article: http://bit.ly/3rqLna4
2). A woman on TikTok went viral after claiming she put Gorilla Glue spray on her hair a month ago and it still won’t come off. Before you judge her, please remember that she knew she was putting Gorilla Glue in her hair and still proceeded to put Gorilla Glue in her hair.
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Article: http://bit.ly/39ZKjEt
3). A Los Angeles driver being chased by the police pulled over and dropped off a female passenger, before driving away again. Friends don’t let friends pee in their pants no matter how many cops are chasing them.
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Article: http://bit.ly/3rqKXAw
4). Jamaica faces marijuana shortage as farmers struggle. Well this is time to worry and nobody is happy about it.
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Article: http://bit.ly/39UYNW3
5). Scientists have taught spinach to send emails and it could warn us about climate change. And with that another activist rises to the cause to warn humans about the threat of humans.
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Article: http://bit.ly/3aD0R49
6). A French woman spends 3 years trying to prove she is not dead. She must not have gotten a good lawyer, because even a first year law student knows that the ol’ ‘I’m breathing’ argument does not work.
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Article: http://bit.ly/36P7wHh
7). Italian mafia in Naples orders ambulance drivers to stop using sirens and flashing lights because they disturb drug dealers. The police would like to step in and help drivers, but they have been banned from operating in the neighborhood.
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Article: http://bit.ly/2MZMvCP
8). Anti-vaccine protesters briefly shut down Dodger Stadium’s COVID-19 vaccination site. Unfortunately, LAPD was on break when it occurred and couldn’t make any arrests.
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Article: http://lat.ms/3jwnb3l
9). High court in India ruled that a wife is eligible for family pension even if she murdered her husband. And they say crime doesn’t pay.
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Article: http://bit.ly/2MxUF5z
10). Conservatives in Texas introduce a new bill that would appoint an attorney to a fetus. The data already confirms that black and brown fetuses won’t have the same access to legal counsel.
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Article: http://bit.ly/3tAUp6r
