Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Iran censored over 100 broadcast shots of a female referee during a soccer game because a woman with her hair uncovered hair and her bare knees cannot be shown on its state-owned TV. Apparently, Iran hates soccer fans almost as much as it hates women.
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2). People are now writing erotic fanfiction about the ship that got stuck at the Suez Canal. I wonder how being linked to eroticism will shape the rest of this ship’s career.
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3). MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell’s new free speech social media platform will censor swearing, adult content and taking “God’s name in vain,” as proof that free speech for right winger nut jobs is code for hate speech.
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4). The UK is facing a garden gnome shortage following the Suez Canal fiasco. And the good news is that some gardens will actually pass as decent now.
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5). China’s internet regulators have launched a hotline to report online comments that ‘distort’ history or ‘deny’ its cultural excellence. Despite its convenience there’s nothing like the old fashion snitching behind a dark alley.
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6). A beloved high school basketball coach was killed trying to rob a Mexican drug cartel. Breaking Bad definitely didn’t prepare him for this outcome.
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7). An Indian lawyer who claims she was duped into thinking she was engaged to Prince Harry seeks legal action against him for breaking a supposed promise to marry her. Now that the judge has thrown away that bogus lawsuit, she has time to see a good therapist.
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8). Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff has died in prison. It seems like Hell is having the best year so far.
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9). A couple was charged with $5.8-million COVID relief fraud after they bought luxury items with the money and flaunted it on Facebook. Amateurs! Instagram was right there with 25 filters just waiting for them.
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