Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta
1). According to the Washington Post, remote learning is leaving children emotionally frustrated and angry. How I see it – these kids are just getting an early handle on the emotional drainage and let downs of adulthood. So I think they’re ahead of the game!
Tweet: https://bit.ly/37edKjs
Article: https://wapo.st/2KONlB9
2). Austrian village named Fucking will be renamed Fugging because residents are tired of the mockery and people stealing road signs. Don’t worry, tourism won’t die in the town formerly known as Fucking, which now sounds even cooler.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3qb9IAP
Article: https://bit.ly/2VdhR9S
3). A Kenyan man’s family says that a nurse pronounced him dead BUT the hospital says the family moved him to a mortuary on their own without waiting for a death certificate. Either way this guy should watch his back from now on!
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3ldnMq0
4). The Spanish government wants to limit Christmas parties to 6 people. Should you invite grandma since this might be her last Christmas or tell her Christmas already passed since she has dementia?
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3mf9Jl7
Article: https://reut.rs/39rk4qn
5). 3 Marines and a porn star, all white supremacists, charged in federal gun conspiracy. This would have worked out better for them and us as a cheesy porn movie.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3ldo2oY
Article in Tweet
6). A man caused $7,000 in damages at a Super Saver because he thought someone stole his dope pipe, the police actually found the pipe on him during the search. He shouldn’t be embarrassed for making a human error. Most mobsters killed people they thought stole their eyeglasses, which turned out to be on their head.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3q7Ew5B
Article: https://bit.ly/2JfcX9S
7). Parents in a town outside Atlanta threw their kids a 250 person homecoming party. It won’t be long until they learn Rona is the undefeated Homecoming queen.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/37dg5Lr
Article: https://bit.ly/3o1jhk4
8). Kenn Jennings will be the first interim host of Jeopardy!. I hope they FedExed him the contract.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2V85FXX
Article: https://abcn.ws/3lhNRUC
9). Apple’s security chief is charged with bribing the Santa Clara sheriff’s office with $70,000 worth of iPads in exchange for concealed firearms licenses. I guess discretion in bribing was removed from their iPad playbook.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/39jprbb
Article: https://bbc.in/3fIZ4wi
10). A tradesman in the UK tore down his work on two homes with a hammer because he was not paid. On the bright side he didn’t pee in the sink…maybe.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3lmvKNG
