Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta
1). Russia is starting covid19 mass vaccinations and workers at high risk are the first in line. They agree that signing up for the program was a no brainier since the side effects of falling out of a window are probably worse than those of the vaccine.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3gcZGuo
2). A koala sneaks inside a home in Australia and climbs the Christmas tree. Good thing the animal is cute or Australians would be adding koala traps to their koala extinction plan.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2VJrKfH
3). People in Edinburgh were woken up by a thundersnow on Friday morning but they thought they were being bombed. After some research we now know it was just 2020 being 2020 throwing thunder, lighting and snow. It’s all cool there!
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2L2qylk
Article: https://bbc.in/3mYatuY
4). The White House communications director Alyssa Farah has resigned. Maybe she just wants to spend more time ghost writing.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3lRZa6A
5). YouTube is rolling out a new feature that asks users to rethink posting if their message seems offensive. It won’t censor comments though since that would make the need to report a comment obsolete.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/36KQ7Qh
Article: https://bit.ly/39SBo7M
6). Hundreds of people flood the streets outside a bar in Staten Island after its owner was arrested for breaking pandemic safety rules. Well if alcohol kills everything it must kill covid too, right? The CDC should really get some Staten Islanders on their team.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/39Mzt4W
7). A four-person crew of researchers who lived in a remote island in the Pacific Ocean for 8 months with no cell service, TV and limited internet return home and must learn to navigate a post covid society. Filming for this comedy single cam will begin in 2021.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3opYirb
8). This week Melania unveiled the White House Christmas decorations. Most of us are surprised that this year’s ‘Who Gives A F*ck About Christmas?’ theme is much better than the previous years’ ‘Money Can’t Buy Class.’
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3mMstZo
Article: https://bit.ly/33M0Vfi
9). Austin mayor was vacationing in Cabo San Lucas in Nov. when he posted a FB video telling people to stay home. Now we know that what happens in Cabo does not always stay in Cabo especially the traces of being there. We live we learn!
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3lNkLwN
10). An almost unrecognizable Khloe Kardashian is now a spokesperson for the migraine medication Nurtec ODT. I have to admit that I never thought getting a ton of plastic surgery would be so effective in treating migraines.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3orlQfl
