Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). If you didn’t think 2020 gave us enough material for our Festivus celebration, you must have been the first person mentioned during the airing of grievances.
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2). L.A. County Sheriff’s deputy had sex at the Universal lot with mic turned on. I hope this was one of those times he ‘forgot’ to turn on his bodycam.
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Article: http://bit.ly/3rBk3XI
3). A Missouri Amazon driver was caught stealing packages from different homes while she completed her Amazon delivery route. Even the Grinch had to get a second job this holiday season.
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4). DeSantis ignores CDC advice for the second vaccination round and orders people over 70 be vaccinated before essential workers. The 70 and over crowd does meet the essential criteria in a way, they’re essential for DeSantis’ reelection in 2022.
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5). Pastor Rick Scarborough warns about the dangers of allowing children to believe in Santa. There you go kids, if Santa doesn’t bring you presents it’s not because he forgot (since he doesn’t exist) but because mommy and daddy put all their money in Rick’s collection plate.
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6). Chaos erupted at the Great Mall in Milpitas, CA after shots were fired on Saturday evening. Luckily, no one was seriously injured but the mall will still be renamed as The So-So Mall.
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Article: http://cbsloc.al/2WGcpwH
7). A U.K. man woke up from a six week coma caused by coronavirus with a Scottish accent. We’re all disappointed doctor’s couldn’t blame COVID for a more exotic accent.
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Article: http://bit.ly/37OLaqr
8). Hundreds of immigrants in France, including healthcare workers, cleaners and shop workers, working on the coronavirus frontline have their service to the country recognized with fast-track citizenship.There’s word that gratitude leads to good karma, but until we see nothing bad happens in France we won’t know for sure.
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Article: http://bbc.in/38Abt2v
