Here Are The Jokes of The Week! Written by Me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Some urban planners are cooking up a 15-minute city new utopia that won’t require cars. So LA would get 10 15-minute city and 30,000 more people.
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2). A tree from the University of Wisconsin Arboretum was stolen and cops are asking anyone who “notices a large tree that’s now part of someone’s holiday display, to call them.” I can’t wait for those Christmas Stepford wives to start snitching on each other.
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3). This week Fox News was running rent free on Trump’s mind as he stated that the network forgot he was the Golden Goose. Someone tell the Golden Goose his eggs are broke AF!
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4). A huge gator was supposedly spotted in Naples, FL and apparently beat DeSantis in turning FL into a real life Jurassic Park.
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5). Last year an LA officer drove off a dealership lot a used pickup, never paid for it and never returned it. If he’d been on the job, the police union would have argued he needed the car for his immediate safety, those dealership flags are too threatening.
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6). UPS ends the ban on beards and natural hair styles in an attempt to embrace diversity. Clearly, this was not because of a $4.9 million settlement for a religious lawsuit filed against them in 2018. People need to stop putting two and two together.
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7). The lawyer of an Oklahoma Senator that crashed into a disabled vehicle while going at 91 miles per hour says the crash was unavoidable. He’ll also provide evidence proving that for years the victim had a 50/50 chance to live another day.
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8). Kyle Rittenhouse’s mother says that she couldn’t stop her son because she didn’t know where he was or what he was doing on the night that he fatally shot one man and injured another. Surprisingly, she can still remember where to receive the funds from the GoFundMe donations.
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