Here Are The Jokes of The Week! Written by Me, Bri Ribalta!
1). A man fell through a New York City sidewalk into a rat filled chasm. To his surprise it wasn’t city officials down there, but huge rodents instead.
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2). Offc. Mattingly is suing Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend for emotional distress, assault and battery. It’s about time Mattingly lifts the lid on the conspiracy against mediocre cops turned trash.
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3). Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian a hologram of her late father for her birthday, and had the hologram say that she’s married to the ‘most most most most most genius man in the world…’ Not even dead people are free from Kanye’s narcissistic jokes.
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Hologram Tweet: https://bit.ly/2HFuebF
4). Since the Pope is more liberal than the new Supreme Court Justice, she must censor him in her house. Her kids must think Lindsey Graham is the head of the Catholic Church.
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5). Wellness influencer is being sued for squatting in a Hamptons house for 2 months. I don’t think a Papaya juice cleanse will make this lawsuit go away.
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6). Dr. Fauci says we’re on the first ‘elongated’ wave of the pandemic. We’re that student who gets a chance to retake the exam but keeps failing even after the teacher hints the answers.
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7). Google Play Music has shutdown for good. Unfortunately, the remaining 30 default Google apps cluttering your Android are still around.
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Article: https://bit.ly/35OjfEP
8). This week the Senate has confirmed Amy Barret as the new Supreme Court Justice. Congratulations to her husband for his lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court.
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9). Elon Musk says that his new project is solar roofs. Considering how some Teslas have started falling apart while being driven, it might be a good idea for homeowners with these solar roofs to wear helmets inside their homes.
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