Here Are The Jokes Of The Week! Written by Me, Bri Ribalta
1). Trump says no to virtual debate with Biden. I get it! Last time Trump agreed to something virtual he forgot to get the signed NDA first and it cost him more money that he didn’t have.
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2). Claudia Conway, Kellyann Conway’s daughter, revealed on TikTok that her mother infected the rest of the family with COVID-19 after an event at the White House. Moments later, Kellyann confirmed it. So now you know where to go for reliable news.
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3). I hope you caught the VP debates this week. If you missed it, I’ll catch you up: they got a BOGO deal for the moderators; a fly landed on the VP’s hair; Pence kept backtracking to the previous question but didn’t give an answer either time; Kamala gave him the I’M SPEAKING several times; and Pence will now carry the fly’s eggs full term as his beliefs mandate.
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4). A man and his family reported that the roof of their new Tesla flew off while they were driving home from the dealership. Like true innovators, Tesla was simply teaching them the meaning of depreciation one piece at a time.
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5). After the VP debate some speculated that Pence has had Botox. I don’t know if that’s true, but considering Pence’s dead inside I think his makeup person is doing a bang up job.
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6). Second City is up for sale! It seems like a good investment for the Church of Scientology since improvisers already know how the whole cult thing works.
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7). Writing in ‘Kanye West’ in the ballots should automatically enroll people for the COVID vaccine trials, without pay.
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8). The DOJ charged a mail carrier for dumping mail in two New Jersey dumpsters. See..that’s why Nigerian princes do wire transfers, they don’t want to take any chances with your check.
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