Jokes for the Week of 09/06/20 – 09/12/20
Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). The Gibbes Museum of Art in South Carolina shut down it’s jewelry line ‘Wear Their Names’ because of criticisms that it meant to profit off victims of police brutality. The staff must have felt that figuring that out for themselves was too unpatriotic.
Article: https://bit.ly/33hMsqp
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2GMIyhr
2). The head of Medicare & Medicaid Services Seema Verma charged her 2018 $2,933 girl’s night out as work expenses. So now taxpayers also moonlight as random middle age guys with too much cologne and hair gel trying to buy you drinks.
Article: https://bit.ly/2RfVY7A
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3inqoku
3). A Boston cop says that an Ace Hardware employee didn’t apologize after saying ‘I smell bacon’ near him. The police union fully supports the cop’s decision to act like a whiny little bitch.
Police Tweet: https://bit.ly/3hnEv7Q
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2Fojihl
4). Ukrainian church leader Patriarch Filaret who blamed Coronavirus on gay marriage has been diagnosed with Covid-19. I’m sending his husband much strength during this difficult time.
Article: https://cnn.it/3hk9nq4
Tweet: https://bit.ly/35rBRM8
5). A police officer in Nova Scotia came home to find a man intoxicated and carrying cocaine sitting in his back deck. This is why you shouldn’t drink on the job. The man was just supposed to leave the coke and go.
Article: https://bit.ly/3k7L9Rr
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2FmOVrb
6). Northeastern University dismissed 11 students who violated Covid-19 policies, the school won’t refund the $36,500 paid for the 1 semester program. At least the black sheep in those kid’s family is getting a break this Thanksgiving, and will possibly lose their title.
Article: https://bit.ly/35p28Lb
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2FxcUnt
7). A sequel to ‘Troop Beverly Hills’ is in the works. Hollywood seems to think we need more examples of how the lives of rich spoiled girls turn out after 30 yrs.
Article: https://bit.ly/35rFRw8
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2ZuLN3B
8). Rich girl Clara Kraebber vandalizing NYC is like someone slashing your tires because they think you deserve a better car.
Article: https://bit.ly/3huKLuV
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2ZpSYKs
9). Anti-maskers must also get offended when gyms asks them to wear shoes in the locker room shower.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/32jiBP2
10). In almost every TMZ episode there was one quiet girl who got berated for feeling sorry for a celebrity. Did anyone think they held hands and sang Kumbaya after the girl stopped crying?
Article: https://bit.ly/33o0Ugz
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3hnfLMY
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