Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Pope Francis pays tribute to Prince Philip in a telegram to the Queen. I, too, send telegrams when time is of the essence.
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2). CBS is involved in a MacGyver lawsuit that questions whether a remake is a spin-off. If both sides really want to settle this as soon as possible they need to call in the experts, Patty and Selma Bouvier.
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3). Five hitmen were jailed after each hired the other to carry out a murder that was never committed. This is the problem with subcontracting and lack of communication in the workplace.
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4). Buffalo’s first dog park with a bar will open next month. Just so you know canine designated drivers will leave you behind if you don’t furry up and get in the car. It’s very latino of them.
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5). A woman in China discovers her son’s bride is her long lost daughter, but the wedding still went on because the woman’s son, her now-daughter’s groom, was adopted. Don’t miss the premiere of ‘My Daughter Is My My Daughter in Law’ this Sunday on LyfeTime.
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6). An immigrant from France failed Quebec’s official French test for newcomers, because French people are not good enough for Quebecers.
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7). A young couple in South Korea damaged a $440,000 painting as they thought the sets of paint and brushes laid in front of the artwork was for spectators’ use. It’s a valid excuse. I also frequent art galleries in search for unfinished work that require my artistic touch.
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Article: https://abcn.ws/3d9MQgS
8). Cattera, a metal band made up of cats has dropped their first single for charity. Their vocals are raw and fearless, purrhaps the best I’ve heard.
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9). The University of Kentucky sent 500,000 acceptance emails in error. It’s kind of cute that the University of Kentucky thinks so highly of itself.
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Article: https://bit.ly/3uGGUBP
10). Prince Philip has died which is proof that he was in fact alive when he looked dead.
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Article: https://nbcnews.to/3g29cma
