Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Australian school bans students from having a mullet. Of course, people are fighting the school’s attempt to save them from their own bad decisions.
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Article: https://bit.ly/2PWuTZG
2). Mafia fugitive on the run was caught after showing off Italian cooking skills on YouTube. I hope Interpol didn’t just watch his videos without subscribing to his channel, because that’s just rude.
Twitter:https://bit.ly/3fQ09F1
Article:https://bit.ly/3fCpRMV
3). Sarah Palin confirms she has COVID-19 and “bizarre” symptoms, which are actually the most common symptoms of people with covid – loss of taste. To be fair, in Sarah’s case she couldn’t taste her own stupidity and that must feel “bizarre.”
Twitter: https://bit.ly/2R1Hc7Q
Article: https://nbcnews.to/3miedbb
4). French police is on the trail of an international gang of Lego looters. Some movies just write themselves.
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Article:https://bit.ly/31JMVRS
5). According to scientists, venomous people could become a reality and simply removing them from your life won’t be an effective antidote.
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Article:https://bit.ly/31KDrFL
6). Scientists are developing inhaled COVID-19 vaccines. Slogan: The best stuff you can put up your nose.
Twitter:https://bit.ly/3dyOSpw
Article:https://yhoo.it/3wkEL0e
7). Woman accused of hitting a child and his grandmother with her car claims she was trying to run over someone else. I’m sure the victims don’t have any hard feelings over this now that they know it wasn’t on purpose.
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Article:https://bit.ly/2PQkMFV
8). Donald Trump has a new website to rewrite history of his presidency, such as his claim that “per his direction temporary hospitals and medical beds were made from scratch.” Like everything else on the internet it’s incomplete, they forgot to mention that he also invented the bed.
Twitter: https://bit.ly/3wh4dUi
Article: https://cnn.it/39FMJHx
Website: 45office.com
9). Ted Cruz keeps going to the US-Mexico border in hope to smuggle back in. He’s documenting the struggle for his new reality show: Cruising With Cruz.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3fEviL9
Video: https://bit.ly/3whTBVn
