Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). A father trying to prove he’s more fun than mommy took his 2 year old inside the elephant enclosure at the San Diego Zoo, dropping her as they barely got away from the elephant. Luckily no one was harmed, except for the child’s trust in her father.
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2). Two NYC bus drivers blocked a Brooklyn intersection for 30 minutes, each one claiming they had the right of way. Mommy MTA has placed both drivers on time-out until she decides what punishment they should get.
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3). CBS continues to talk with The Talk about Sharon Osbourne’s racist talks.
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4). Florida declares a ban on non-native species. No word yet on how they’ll deal with the snowbirds currently in the state.
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Article: http://bit.ly/2Qsppq3
5). A Philadelphia prosecutor has been demoted for working DoorDash while on the clock at his $129,000-a-year county job. His new pay is now 22,000 lower, which means that *this* would have been the time to use that food delivery gig to make up the difference.
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Article: http://bit.ly/3lycsqd
6). Today, Saturday, is Barron Trump’s birthday, and with that family it’s in his best interest to remain a minor for as long as possible.
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7). The City of Miami Beach declares a state of emergency and imposes a curfew in an attempt to control spring breakers. Any one of them caught breaking curfew should be sent to one of the red parts of Florida. Let’s see how they like them apples!
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Article: http://conta.cc/3945eVY
8). The Feds still refuse to charge the Georgia massage spa shooter with a hate crime despite the shooter’s confession spelling out that this was a hate crime. Another textbook example of the Feds working as the defense attorney for the rich and/or white and the prosecutor for the rest of us.
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