Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). A Japanese website maps neighborhoods that have noisy children. The police should be rounding up these loud mouth tiny humans any moment.
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2). Kim Kardashian files to divorce Kanye West. May the name Kimye finally rest, and whoever coined it to think harder next time.
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Article: http://cnn.it/2Ne8R3X
3). LASD is investigating Marilyn Manson on allegations of domestic abuse. Did they finally read Manson’s 1998 autobiography where he details his abuse and sexual assault against women, or do they just want to get take a stab at the investigation before Law & Order SVU jumps on it?
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4). The home of Buffalo Bill in ‘Silence of the Lambs’ is becoming a bed and breakfast. Its daily rate will include events such as dressmaking, rope free water well climbing, and catching butterflies.
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5). Scientists cloned the first U.S. endangered species, a black-footed ferret. She’s as cute as a button, but ‘wild at heart.’ In other words, she’s out for revenge against humans.
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Article: http://bbc.in/3qxhkNX
6). Cigar Aficionado, a lifestyle magazine, pays tribute to Rush Limbaugh after his death from lung cancer. Apparently, besides killing you, smoking will also turn you into a vile sack of shit. Stay away, muchachos!
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7). ‘When You try To Be A Good Dad And Still Fail Miserably: The Ted Cruz Docuseries.’ The first episode documents how Ted Cruz crossed the Mexican border to give his family a better life, but his efforts were misconstrued by the liberal media and forced him to return to Texas and pretend to work.
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Article: http://cnn.it/3aGhP2V
8). UK wanted man hands himself to the police to get ‘peace and quiet,’ because he’s fed up with the people he lives with. No word yet if US prisons offer the same ‘peace and quiet,’ but dozens of books have been written from prison so it’s worth a shot.
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9). Federal agents in Cincinnati seized $2.82 million worth of cocaine-coated corn flakes. New Kellogg’s marketing slogan: ‘They’re so grrrreeeeat, they’re addictive.’
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Article: http://bit.ly/37ylM7D
10). A typo on a Canadian government-issued travel registration letter directs callers to a sex hotline. They might have issued an apology for the ‘error,’ but it was a clear message to stop spreading COVID around the world when you can receive the same services at home.
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