Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Los Angeles had its last rain of 2020 on Monday. Scientists project that the phenomenon will occur again in 2021, and ask the public to prepare wisely but do not panic until the skies starts emitting strange liquid.
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2). Research study shows that a single positive experience on a psychedelic drug, (Magic Mushrooms), LSD or MDMA (Ecstasy) may help reduce stress, depression and anxiety in BIPOCs whose encounters with racism have had lasting harm. Drug dealers will soon receive an honorary PhD for their efforts.
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Article: http://bit.ly/2JEHxdk
3). South Carolina Flag Redesign
A redesigned South Carolina flag was scrapped after residents made fun of its palmetto tree. It wasn’t a good move to use the hurricane season for inspiration.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3rIKx9J
Article: http://cnn.it/381kpyV
4). Effective Jan 1,2021, 20 U.S. states have increased their minimum wage a whooping 8¢ to $1.50. Sadly, most of these Americans will mismanage this new wealth and complain they can’t pay their bills.
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Article: http://bit.ly/34YlOEI
5). In 2019, the Nashville bomber’s girlfriend warned the police that Warner was making bombs in his RV. How irresponsible of her to wait that long! She should have known it’s standard procedure for the police to wait at least one year to see if a claim is valid.
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Article: http://n.pr/3n6BWu3
6). A Purdue University professor of animal behavior provides tips for helping your pet transition to post-pandemic life once their humans return to campuses, offices and other workplaces. Pharmacists will follow up with tips to help the humans in their transition.
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Article: http://abcn.ws/3hH0wAA
7). Dog-size lizards are spreading through the southeastern U.S. The soon to be emotional support animals eat about anything that can fit in their mouth, including your other house pet.
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Article: http://on.natgeo.com/3n7Lzs6
