Here are the jokes of the week! Written by me, Bri Ribalta!
1). Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are Time’s 2020 person of the year. If Trump was 2016’s person of the year, then covid-19 should have gotten the title in 2020. Not a supporter of Rona.. I’m just saying.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3oKLETS
Article: https://bit.ly/3m6QYzr
2). The irony that self-proclaimed Democrat, Tulsi Gabbard, is introducing a transphobic bill banning ‘biological males from women’s sports’ when she herself is a CLOSETED Republican.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3nnNo56
Article: https://bit.ly/2W7r04k
3). Australian COVID vaccine was terminated due to giving some participants HIV ‘false positives.’ Meanwhile, the main concern of scientists from other countries is the vaccine killing people.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2W8Qsq6
Article: https://bit.ly/378kb8D
4). Louisiana’s Greenwood police finds a bag of marijuana inside a Christmas toy donation box. The person who blew the whistle clearly didn’t understand how they play secret Santa in the department.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2JMxCCB
5). The New York Times has brought us 2020 in pictures in case people forgot how much we’ve f*cked up so far.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/344sfWa
Article: https://nyti.ms/3qLhBxg
6). ‘Gland Larceny: When Testicle Thefts Took Chicago by Storm’ is a great freaky read! Science classes should add it to their curriculum to show kids why having testicles is not the same as ‘having cojones.’
Tweet: https://bit.ly/341lwft
7). This week, FL police raided the house of scientist and covid-19 whistleblower Rebekah Jones for allegedly using a government messaging system. So DeSantis is okay with a paper trail of his poor leadership, but a group text about it is definitely crossing the line. He must be old school!
Tweet: https://bit.ly/2KeQTMI
Article: https://cnn.it/3oD5HDI
8). In this made for TV movie, ‘COVID and Basketball’ 16 international athletes are suing DHS and ICE for not letting them into the country. There’s word in Hollywood that Kristie Alley wanted to play Rona, but instead was offered the role of disgraced coach who can’t jump.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3gE7e9I
9). December 8th marked the 40th anniversary of John Lennon’s death. Fans around the world payed tribute to the musician, and their hate for Yoko Ono.
Tweet: https://bit.ly/3qPabt2
Article: https://bit.ly/2KluehC
10). On Monday, MSNBC announced that Rashida Jones is the new network’s president. If you’re keeping a 2020 bingo card, your uncle’s unorthodox cure for COVID might come sooner than naming the actress Rashida Jones head of MSNBC. Apparently there’s more than one Rashida Jones in this world, but the verdict is still out on whether there’s more than one Ann Perkins!
Tweet: https://bit.ly/37ZKDR6
Want to Stay Updated on All Things Latinx Comedy Pachanga?
Sign up for our weekly newsletter! It’ll keep you updated on all our latest events, announcements, and content. Check it out! You can register here.
